![]() Green, tries to keep Bubba in line, but Mr. School without Bubba would be a whole new place. Line up for class without him taking cuts and shoving the rest of us back. Play four-square without him hogging the ball. I could eat lunch without him flipping over my tray. what if I could fire Bubba from school? Wouldn't that be cool? Just kick him out and tell him to never come back. And second, I wouldn't hire Bubba in a million years. He says that I've got a lot more on the ball than Bubba does, and that one day Alvin Bixby will be working for me. Now that I'm a fifth grader, my dad tells me not to worry about Bubba. She says that kids like Bubba help us get ready for life. My mom and dad used to try to get the school to do something about Bubba. Now it's "Sure, Bubba" and "You betcha, Bubba" whenever he talks to him. Mike McDermish got dared to do it once and was nothing but Mike-mush when it was over. I've told him that calling him Alvin will get me pounded. He thinks I should call him Alvin, which is his real name. My father thinks I shouldn't call Bubba "Bubba" like everyone else does. We had to slap his cheeks like crazy to get him to wake up, and when he did, he sat up, then threw up. When Bubba shouted at him, Ian's eyes rolled up in his head. It actually happened to him in the third grade. Teachers are always telling him to use words instead of fists-they have no idea what they're saying! Bubba-breath can knock you out cold. ![]() What I do know is that Bubba Bixby's got rocky knuckles. My dad says a boy isn't born bad-he grows into being bad. #Shredderman attack of the tagger chapters fullCHAPTER 1 BUBBA BIXBY Bubba Bixby was born big and mean, full of teeth and ready to bite. ![]()
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